The Thrift of Strength

by Ambrose Bierce

　　A WEAK Man going down-hill met a Strong Man going up, and said:"I take this direction because it requires less exertion, not from choice. I pray you, sir, assist me to regain the summit.""Gladly," said the Strong Man, his face illuminated with the glory of his thought. "I have always considered my strength a sacred gift in trust for my fellow-men. I will take you along with me. Just get behind me and push."