Chapter XII. The Wine of Melun.

by Alexandre Dumas

　　The king had, in point of fact, entered Melun with the intention ofmerely passing through the city. The youthful monarch was most eagerlyanxious for amusements; only twice during the journey had he been able tocatch a glimpse of La Valliere, and, suspecting that his only opportunityof speaking to her would be after nightfall, in the gardens, and afterthe ceremonial of reception had been gone through, he had been verydesirous to arrive at Vaux as early as possible. But he reckoned withouthis captain of the musketeers, and without M. Colbert. Like Calypso, whocould not be consoled at the departure of Ulysses, our Gascon could notconsole himself for not having guessed why Aramis had asked Percerin toshow him the king's new costumes. "There is not a doubt," he said tohimself, "that my friend the bishop of Vannes had some motive in that;"and then he began to rack his brains most uselessly. D'Artagnan, sointimately acquainted with all the court intrigues, who knew the positionof Fouquet better than even Fouquet himself did, had conceived thestrangest fancies and suspicions at the announcement of the fete, whichwould have ruined a wealthy man, and which became impossible, uttermadness even, for a man so poor as he was. And then, the presence ofAramis, who had returned from Belle-Isle, and been nominated by MonsieurFouquet inspector-general of all the arrangements; his perseverance inmixing himself up with all the surintendant's affairs; his visits toBaisemeaux; all this suspicious singularity of conduct had excessivelytroubled and tormented D'Artagnan during the last two weeks."With men of Aramis's stamp," he said, "one is never the stronger exceptsword in hand. So long as Aramis continued a soldier, there was hope ofgetting the better of him; but since he has covered his cuirass with astole, we are lost. But what can Aramis's object possibly be?" AndD'Artagnan plunged again into deep thought. "What does it matter to me,after all," he continued, "if his only object is to overthrow M.Colbert? And what else can he be after?" And D'Artagnan rubbed hisforehead - that fertile land, whence the plowshare of his nails hadturned up so many and such admirable ideas in his time. He, at first,thought of talking the matter over with Colbert, but his friendship forAramis, the oath of earlier days, bound him too strictly. He revolted atthe bare idea of such a thing, and, besides, he hated the financier toocordially. Then, again, he wished to unburden his mind to the king; butyet the king would not be able to understand the suspicions which had noteven a shadow of reality at their base. He resolved to address himselfto Aramis, direct, the first time he met him. "I will get him," said themusketeer, "between a couple of candles, suddenly, and when he leastexpects it, I will place my hand upon his heart, and he will tell me -What will he tell me? Yes, he will tell me something, for mordioux!there is something in it, I know."Somewhat calmer, D'Artagnan made every preparation for the journey, andtook the greatest care that the military household of the king, as yetvery inconsiderable in numbers, should be well officered and welldisciplined in its meager and limited proportions. The result was that,through the captain's arrangements, the king, on arriving at Melun, sawhimself at the head of both the musketeers and Swiss guards, as well as apicket of the French guards. It might almost have been called a smallarmy. M. Colbert looked at the troops with great delight: he even wishedthey had been a third more in number."But why?" said the king."In order to show greater honor to M. Fouquet," replied Colbert."In order to ruin him the sooner," thought D'Artagnan.When this little army appeared before Melun, the chief magistrates cameout to meet the king, and to present him with the keys of the city, andinvited him to enter the Hotel de Ville, in order to partake of the wineof honor. The king, who expected to pass through the city and to proceedto Vaux without delay, became quite red in the face from vexation."Who was fool enough to occasion this delay?" muttered the king, betweenhis teeth, as the chief magistrate was in the middle of a long address."Not I, certainly," replied D'Artagnan, "but I believe it was M. Colbert."Colbert, having heard his name pronounced, said, "What was M. d'Artagnangood enough to say?""I was good enough to remark that it was you who stopped the king'sprogress, so that he might taste the vin de Brie. Was I right?""Quite so, monsieur.""In that case, then, it was you whom the king called some name or other.""What name?""I hardly know; but wait a moment - idiot, I think it was - no, no, itwas fool or dolt. Yes; his majesty said that the man who had thought ofthe vin de Melun was something of the sort."D'Artagnan, after this broadside, quietly caressed his mustache; M.Colbert's large head seemed to become larger and larger than ever.D'Artagnan, seeing how ugly anger made him, did not stop half-way. Theorator still went on with his speech, while the king's color was visiblyincreasing."Mordioux!" said the musketeer, coolly, "the king is going to have anattack of determination of blood to the head. Where the deuce did youget hold of that idea, Monsieur Colbert? You have no luck.""Monsieur," said the financier, drawing himself up, "my zeal for theking's service inspired me with the idea.""Bah!""Monsieur, Melun is a city, an excellent city, which pays well, and whichit would be imprudent to displease.""There, now! I, who do not pretend to be a financier, saw only one ideain your idea.""What was that, monsieur?""That of causing a little annoyance to M. Fouquet, who is making himselfquite giddy on his donjons yonder, in waiting for us."This was a home-stroke, hard enough in all conscience. Colbert wascompletely thrown out of the saddle by it, and retired, thoroughlydiscomfited. Fortunately, the speech was now at an end; the king drankthe wine which was presented to him, and then every one resumed theprogress through the city. The king bit his lips in anger, for theevening was closing in, and all hope of a walk with La Valliere was at anend. In order that the whole of the king's household should enter Vaux,four hours at least were necessary, owing to the different arrangements.The king, therefore, who was boiling with impatience, hurried forward asmuch as possible, in order to reach it before nightfall. But, at themoment he was setting off again, other and fresh difficulties arose."Is not the king going to sleep at Melun?" said Colbert, in a low tone ofvoice, to D'Artagnan.M. Colbert must have been badly inspired that day, to address himself inthat manner to the chief of the musketeers; for the latter guessed thatthe king's intention was very far from that of remaining where he was.D'Artagnan would not allow him to enter Vaux except he were well andstrongly accompanied; and desired that his majesty would not enter exceptwith all the escort. On the other hand, he felt that these delays wouldirritate that impatient monarch beyond measure. In what way could hepossibly reconcile these difficulties? D'Artagnan took up Colbert'sremark, and determined to repeated it to the king."Sire," he said, "M. Colbert has been asking me if your majesty does notintend to sleep at Melun.""Sleep at Melun! What for?" exclaimed Louis XIV. "Sleep at Melun! Who,in Heaven's name, can have thought of such a thing, when M. Fouquet isexpecting us this evening?""It was simply," replied Colbert, quickly, "the fear of causing yourmajesty the least delay; for, according to established etiquette, youcannot enter any place, with the exception of your own royal residences,until the soldiers' quarters have been marked out by the quartermaster,and the garrison properly distributed."D'Artagnan listened with the greatest attention, biting his mustache toconceal his vexation; and the queens were not less interested. They werefatigued, and would have preferred to go to rest without proceeding anyfarther; more especially, in order to prevent the king walking about inthe evening with M. de Saint-Aignan and the ladies of the court, for, ifetiquette required the princesses to remain within their own rooms, theladies of honor, as soon as they had performed the services required ofthem, had no restrictions placed upon them, but were at liberty to walkabout as they pleased. It will easily be conjectured that all theserival interests, gathering together in vapors, necessarily producedclouds, and that the clouds were likely to be followed by a tempest. Theking had no mustache to gnaw, and therefore kept biting the handle of hiswhip instead, with ill-concealed impatience. How could he get out ofit? D'Artagnan looked as agreeable as possible, and Colbert as sulky ashe could. Who was there he could get in a passion with?"We will consult the queen," said Louis XIV., bowing to the royalladies. And this kindness of consideration softened Maria Theresa'sheart, who, being of a kind and generous disposition, when left to herown free-will, replied:"I shall be delighted to do whatever your majesty wishes.""How long will it take us to get to Vaux?" inquired Anne of Austria, inslow and measured accents, placing her hand upon her bosom, where theseat of her pain lay."An hour for your majesty's carriages," said D'Artagnan; "the roads aretolerably good."The king looked at him. "And a quarter of an hour for the king," hehastened to add."We should arrive by daylight?" said Louis XIV."But the billeting of the king's military escort," objected Colbert,softly, "will make his majesty lose all the advantage of his speed,however quick he may be.""Double ass that you are!" thought D'Artagnan; "if I had any interest ormotive in demolishing your credit with the king, I could do it in tenminutes. If I were in the king's place," he added aloud, "I should, ingoing to M. Fouquet, leave my escort behind me; I should go to him as afriend; I should enter accompanied only by my captain of the guards; Ishould consider that I was acting more nobly, and should be invested witha still more sacred character by doing so."Delight sparkled in the king's eyes. "That is indeed a very sensiblesuggestion. We will go to see a friend as friends; the gentlemen who arewith the carriages can go slowly: but we who are mounted will ride on."And he rode off, accompanied by all those who were mounted. Colbert hidhis ugly head behind his horse's neck."I shall be quits," said D'Artagnan, as he galloped along, "by getting alittle talk with Aramis this evening. And then, M. Fouquet is a man ofhonor. Mordioux! I have said so, and it must be so."And this was the way how, towards seven o'clock in the evening, withoutannouncing his arrival by the din of trumpets, and without even hisadvanced guard, without out-riders or musketeers, the king presentedhimself before the gate of Vaux, where Fouquet, who had been informed ofhis royal guest's approach, had been waiting for the last half-hour, withhis head uncovered, surrounded by his household and his friends.