Yorkshire Dick

by Arthur Quiller-Couch

  


"See here, you'd best lose the bitch--till tomorrow, anyway.She ain't the sight to please a strict man, like your dad, on theSabbath day. What's more, she won't heal for a fortni't, not todeceive a Croolty-to-Animals Inspector at fifty yards; an' with anyman but me she'll take a month."My friend Yorkshire Dick said this, with that curious gypsyintonation that turns English into a foreign tongue if you forget thewords and listen only to the voice. He was squatting in thesunshine, with his back against an oak sapling, a black cutty underhis nose, and Meg, my small fox-terrier, between his thighs.In those days, being just fifteen, I had taken a sketch-book and putmyself to school under Dick to learn the lore of Things As They Are:and, as part of the course, we had been the death of a badger thatmorning--Sunday morning.It was one of those days in autumn when the dews linger in the shadetill noon and the blackberry grows too watery for the connoisseur.On the ridge where we loafed, the short turf was dry enough, and thesun strong between the sparse saplings; but the paths that zigzaggeddown the thick coppice to right and left were soft to the foot, andstreaked with the slimy tracks of snails. A fine blue mist filledthe gulf on either hand, and beneath it mingled the voices of streamsand of birds busy beside them. At the mouth of each valley a thickercolumn of blue smoke curled up like a feather--that to the leftrising from the kitchen chimney of my father's cottage, that to theright from the encampment where Dick's bouillon was simmering abovea wood fire.Looking over Dick's shoulder along the ridge I could see, at a pointwhere the two valleys climbed to the upland, a white-washed building,set alone, and backed by an undulating moorland dotted withclay-works. This was Ebenezer Chapel; and my father was its deacon.Its one bell had sounded down the ridge and tinkled in my ear fromhalf-past ten to eleven that morning. Its pastor would walk back andeat roast duck and drink three-star brandy under my father's roofafter service. Bell and pastor had spoken in vain, as far as I wasconcerned; but I knew that all they had to say would be rubbed inwith my father's stirrup-leather before nightfall."'Tis pretty sport," said Dick, "but it leaves traces."Between us the thin red soil of the ridge was heaped in mounds, andits stain streaked our clothes and faces. On one of these mounds laya spade and two picks, a pair of tongs, an old sack, dyed in itsoriginal service of holding sheep's reddle, and, on the sack, thecarcase of our badger, its grey hairs messed with blood about thesnout. This carcase was a matter of study not only to me, who had mysketch-book out, but to a couple of Dick's terriers tied up to asapling close by--an ugly mongrel, half fox-half bull-terrier, and aDandie Dinmont--who were straining to get at it. As for Dick, henever lifted his eyes, but went on handling Meg.He had the gypsy's secret with animals, and the poor little bitchhardly winced under his touch, though her under-lip was torn away,and hung, like a red rag, by half an inch of flesh.

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  We had dug and listened and dug again for our badger, all themorning. Then Dick sent his mongrel in at the hole, and the mongrelhad come forth like a projectile and sat down at a distance,bewailing his lot. After him the Dandie went in and sneaked outagain with a fore-paw bitten to the bone. And at last Meg stepped ingrimly, and stayed. For a time there was dead silence, and then aswe pressed our ears against the turf and the violets, that were justbeginning their autumnal flowering, we heard a scuffling undergroundand began to dig down to it, till the sweat streamed into our eyes.Now Dick's wife had helped us to bring up the tools, and hung aroundto watch the sport--an ugly, apathetic woman, with hair like ahorse's tail bound in a yellow rag, a man's hips, and a skirt of oldsacking. I think there was no love lost between her and Dick,because she had borne him no children. Anyway, while Dick and I werebusy, digging like niggers and listening like Indians--for Meg didn'tbark, not being trained to the work, and all we could hear was athud, thud now and then, and the hard breathing of the grapple--allof a sudden the old hag spoke, for the first time that day--"S'trewth, but I've gripped!"Looking up, I saw her stretched along the side of the turf, with herhead resting on the lip of the badger's hole and her right arminside, up to the arm-pit. Without speaking again, she began to workher body back, like a snake, the muscles swelling and sinking fromshoulder to flank in small waves. She had the strength of a horse.Inch by inch she pulled back, while we dug around the mouth of thehole, filling her mouth and eyes with dirt, until her arm came tolight, then the tongs she held; and then Dick spat out a mightyoath--"It's the dog she's got!"So it was. The woman had hold of Meg all the time, and the gamelittle brute had held on to the badger. Also the badger had heldher, and when at last his hold slipped, she was a gruesome sight.She looked round, reproachfully, shook the earth out of her eyes andwent in again without a sound. And Dick picked up a clod and threwit in his wife's face, between the eyes. She cursed him, in aperfunctory way, and walked off, down the wood, to look after herstew.But now, Meg having pinned her enemy again, we soon dug them out: andI held the sack while Dick took the badger by the tail and droppedhim in. His teeth snapped, a bare two inches from my left hand, ashe fell. After a short rest, he was despatched. The method need notbe described. It was somewhat crude, and in fact turned me not alittle sick."One o'clock," Dick observed, glancing up at the sun, and resuminghis care of Meg. "What're ye trying to do, youngster?""Trying to put on paper what a badger's like when he's dead. If onlyI had colours--""My son, there's a kind of man afflicted with an itch to put all hesees on paper. What's the use? Fifty men might sit down and writewhat the grey of a badger's like; and they can't, because there's nowords for it. All they can say is that 'tis badger's-grey--whichmeans nought to a man that hasn't seen one; and a man that hasdon't want to be told. Same with your pencils and paints. Cast yourhead back and look up--how deep can you see into the sky?""Miles.""Ay, and every mile shining to the eye. I've seen pictures in mytime, but never one that made a dab of paint look a mile deep.Besides, why draw a thing when you can lie on your back and look upat it?"I was about to answer when Dick raised his head, with a queeralertness in his eyes. Then he vented a long, low whistle, and wenton binding up Meg's jaw.Immediately after, there was a crackling of boughs to the left and myfather's head appeared above the slope, with the red face of thepastor behind it. We were caught.On the harangue that followed I have no wish to dwell. My father andthe pastor pitched it in by turns, while Dick went on with hissurgery, his mouth pursed up for a soundless whistle. Theprosecution had it all its own way, and I felt uncomfortably sureabout the sentence.But at last, to our amazement, Dick, having finished the bandaging,let Meg go and advanced. He picked up my sketch-book."Gentlemen both," said he, "I've been listening respectful to yourtalk about God and his wrath, and as a poor heathen I'd like to knowyour idea of him. Here's a pencil and paper. Will you be kindenough to draw God? that I may see what he's like."The pastor's jaw dropped. My father went grey with rage. Dick stooda pace back, smiling; and the sun glanced on the gold rings in hisears."No, sirs. It ain't blasphemy. But I know you can't give me anotion that won't make him out to be a sort of man, pretty much likeyourselves--two eyes, a nose, mouth, and beard perhaps. Now my wifesays there's points about a woman that you don't reckon into yournotion; and my dog says there's more in a tail than most menestimate--""You foul-tongued poacher--" broke out my father."Now you're mixing matters up," Dick interrupted, blandly; "I poach,and that's a crime. I've shown your boy to-day how men kill badgers,and maybe that's wrong. But look here, sir--I've taught him somethings besides; the ways of birds and beasts, and their calls; how totell the hour by sun and stars; how to know an ash from a beech, of apitch-dark night, by the sound of the wind in their tops; what herbswill cure disease and where to seek them; why some birds hop andothers run. Sirs, I come of an old race that has outlived books andpictures and meeting-houses: you belong to a new one and a cock-sure,and maybe you're right. Anyhow, you know precious little of thisworld, whatever you may of another."He stopped, pushed a hand through his coarse black hair, and, as ifsuddenly tired, resumed the old, sidelong gypsy look that he had beenstraightening with an effort."Your boy'll believe what you tell him: he's got the strength in hisblood. Take him home and don't beat him too hard."He glanced at me with a light nod, untied his dogs, shouldered histools, and slouched away down the path, to sleep under his accustomedtree that night and be off again, next day, travelling amongst menand watching them with his weary ironical smile.

  THE END.



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