The Little Book of Emoji Insults

Apr 21, 2025 6:46 AM

If you can't say something nice... say it in emoji.

Shock your friends and family with this brilliantly offensive collection of emoji put-downs and comebacks.

With this handy guide, the endless potential for a punishing emoji burn will be opened to you like never before – far beyond just relying on the classic middle finger symbol.

From everyday insults to brutal Shakespearean zingers, classic movie put-downs to the best ‘your mum’ jokes, this is your complete phrasebook for the ever more savage world of emoji insults.

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Shrewd interpretations of the Bard; funny footnotes too

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A hilarious, enlightening read for anyone who’s ever been stuck in a conference room. With delightful snark and sarcasm, Sarah cleverly skewers our coworkers for ridiculous behaviors that we would never, ever do. It’s funny because it’s true.

—— Adam Grant, Wharton professor and New York Times bestselling author of ORIGINALS and GIVE AND TAKE

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