Author:Eoin Colfer
In my old school, we had fighting, no pool and there'd be vicious matches against the other schools . . . I miss all that stuff!
Moving to Africa is the worst thing that has ever happened to Benny Shaw. No one plays hurling (the best game on the planet) and the local school is run by hippies who like to talk about feelings. As if.
But when Benny meets wisecracking Omar (the name's Bond, James Bond Omar) who only speaks English in TV catchphrases, he decides that maybe life in this new country can be fun after all . . .
Every sentence is witty and well thought out, and the whole has reverberations beyond itself
—— The TimesOne of literature's most endearing figures. Mole is an excellent guide for all of us
—— ObserverAdrian Mole will be remembered some day as one of England's great diarists
—— Evening StandardThe funniest, most bitter-sweet book you're likely to read this year
—— Daily MirrorThis rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour
—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday ExpressWritten in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children
—— JuniorBursting with silly situations and hilarious antics
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoA real delight
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express