Author:Mitchell Symons
Ever wondered . . .
Why are slugs so slimy?
Why does your skin go wrinkly in the bath?
How clever is your right foot?
What is the best thing to do if you fall into quicksand?
And do igloos have loos?
Mitchell Symons knows the answers . . . and now you will too!
Mitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth
—— Chris TarrantIt's an idiosyncratic galmaufry of answers to questions that range from the scientifically verified to the nebulously philosophical . . . It's good, (almost) clean fun, ideal for fans of trivia to dip into
—— James Lovegrove , Financial TimesHere's an entertaining title for young and old alike . . . Really great fun!
—— South Wales ArgusA fast-paced and witty read
—— School Library JournalThis rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour
—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday ExpressWritten in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children
—— JuniorBursting with silly situations and hilarious antics
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoA real delight
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express