Author:Gervase Phinn
Brilliantly observed as always, family, teachers, pupils and the dreaded school inspector all leap to life in this wonderfully warm and witty, brand new, poetry collection from bestseller Gervase Phinn.
New kids, disobedient deputy heads, school reports and fireworks, daydreamers and embarrassing mums all make an appearance. And if read on you might even just discover the whereabouts of Colin's confiscated conkers...just don't tell the teacher!
Besides getting the all-male world of small boys to a T, it has irresistible instructions about how to make fart-bombs
—— Amanda Craig , The TimesLikely to appeal even to reluctant readers because it is funny and uninhibitedly improper, it is also well observed about boys and their attitude to girls
—— Nicolette Jones , The Sunday TimesAn engagingly witty story, it offers ready boy-appeal - though girls, too, will appreciate its sharp stance on gender stereotyping
—— Kate Agnew , Guardian EducationThere's a fine line between crude and funny, and McGowan treads it expertly. If this doesn't get 7- to 9-year-olds reading, nothing will
—— Dinah Hall , Daily TelegraphA laugh-out-loud tale
—— Jennifer Taylor , The BooksellerThis is a masterfully written and dark story of contemporary teen life, which deserves to be widely read and discussed
—— Jean Allen , Carousel