Don't Wipe Your Bum with a Hedgehog

Sep 23, 2024 3:30 AM

Author:Mitchell Symons

A collection of wise and wacky words of advice, from the bestselling and double Blue Peter Best Book with Facts-winning Mitchell Symons.

From the marvellous mind of Mitchell Symons comes such gems of wisdom as:

You can't trust a dog to watch your food.

Why buy shampoo when real poo is free?

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, as you won't have a leg to stand on.

And if getting even doesn't work, just get odd!

Reviews

A Christmas counting book that’s sure to be popular with younger children – watch them giggle with delight as Father Christmas helps himself to tasty treats as he delivers the presents, only to find that he really, really, really needs a wee…

—— The School Run blog

Written in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children

—— Junior

This rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour

—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday Express

There can be few more arresting titles on the market this year than Nicholas Allan's Father Christmas Needs A Wee . . . Perfect for all, pretty much from birth

—— Katy Guest , Independent

Big, bold pictures and wonderful facial expressions make this a must for Christmas and ever afterwards

—— Sally Morris , Daily Mail

Fabulously funny

—— Malvern Gazette

This is truly brilliant

—— Pet O'Connell , Cork Evening Echo (Eire)

Brilliantly silly

—— Sunday Express

A star turn that will amuse smart seven-year-olds, 17-year-olds, and, in our experience, 47-year olds . . . well-paced and funny throughout

—— Time Out London

A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.

—— Financial Times

Brilliantly funny

—— Gransnet.com

Laugh-out-loud

—— TheSchoolRun.com

Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid

—— The Times

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