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How it Works: The Baby (Ladybird for Grown-Ups)
How it Works: The Baby (Ladybird for Grown-Ups)
Oct 7, 2024 5:35 PM

Author:Jason Hazeley,Joel Morris

How it Works: The Baby (Ladybird for Grown-Ups)

THE PERFECT GIFT for those deluded fools who are expecting a little miracle . . .

Allyce is taking Rainbeau to a local mother-and-baby group. It takes her forty five minutes to pack the bag with the change mat, nappies, wipes, nappy bags Sudocrem, milk, muslins, teething powders, rice cakes, bibs, Calpol, spare clothes, dummy, first aid kit, Mr Bun-Bun and hand gel.

The playgroup is two minutes away.

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The hospital follows Jasmine's birth plan so she can have a drug-free delivery.

'I am glad it was all natural,' shouts Jasmine over the hissing and beeping and clanking and the hum of the lights.

This delightful book is the latest in the series of Ladybird books which have been specially planned to help grown-ups with the world about them.

The large clear script, the careful choice of words, the frequent repetition and the thoughtful matching of text with pictures all enable grown-ups to think they have taught themselves to cope. Featuring original Ladybird artwork alongside brilliantly funny, brand new text.

'Hilarious' Stylist

Reviews

Hilarious

—— Stylist

Offers excellent advice for weight loss, based on healthy eating guidelines

—— The Times

Forget the Atkins diet

—— Bella

The World Health Organization has recommended that diets be based on low-GI foods to promote long-term health

—— Top Sante Health and Beauty

Treat this book as gospel and, in matters of the waistline, everything’s gonna be alright

—— OK! Magazine

Finally an intelligent look at the evolution of our eating patterns... this book will inspire you to look slimmer and feel healthier in a few short months.

—— Good Book Guide

Healthy, simple to follow and guaranteed not to leave you feeling hungry or deprived

—— Slimming

The shape-up eating plan with a difference.

—— Health & Fitness magazine

One of the most enduring and memorable messages after the deadly attack on Paris's Bataclan theater was written by journalist Antoine Leiris. This bracing, courageous, and utterly beautiful book shows us that he had much more to say

—— Elle.com

The man whose words have inspired millions.

—— BBC News

An extraordinarily moving book

—— Mirror

Tissues at the ready, because though this book be little, it is FIERCE… No fluff. No forgiveness. No forgetting. I read it in one brief sitting, lying in the bath, tears dripping into the water.

—— Pool

This is a soliloquy not only on grief but on love, a raw but controlled cry of fury and defiance against a senseless killing, and a touching addition to the rich tradition of writing about loss.

—— Caroline Moorehead , Times Literary Supplement

Poignant

—— Grazia

It is simple and immediate, and is all about love and loss… an astonishing feat

—— Sunday Times

Very intimate and full of love

—— Belfast Telegraph

I am impressed by his responsiveness, the nuanced intelligence with which he speaks.

—— Kate Kellaway , Guardian

Courageous and inspirational, without a wasted word

—— Kirkus

What he makes me see is how the personal is a possession and that this is especially true for everyone involved in the Bataclan tragedy because the personal was – and still is – in danger of being swamped by the public story of international terrorism.

—— Kate Kellaway , Observer

He had deliberately retreated from the world that was talking incessantly about the slaughter… If Antoine refused to give his hate to the men who killed his wife and so many others, he also refuses to give them space in his life and that of his now two-year-old son.

—— Joe O'Shea , Belfast Telegraph Morning

He looked at the words on the screen as the news networks competed to find words to describe the events: massacre, carnage, bloodbath. He wanted to scream, but couldn’t because of Melvil… Initially resistant to spending time with fellow mourners, Antoine discovered that there is a kind of brotherhood, a feeling of recognition, that can provide consolation.

—— Cathy Rentzenbrink , Pool

[A] beautifully written memoir… It’s the hardest book you can pick up this year, but also the most affecting.

—— GQ

It is a personal account of the aftershock following the atrocity. Yet there is no gore, no torture, no scene-setting, no facts putting the Isis-claimed retaliation in context, no second-hand reports of what happened inside the theatre… Instead, it is simple and immediate, and is all about love and loss… This book may also be Leiris’s way of just holding it together. One feels he is writing as the man he was before that November day that changed everything… It is the literary equivalent of smelling her clothes every night before attempting to sleep.

—— Helen Davies , Sunday Times

A book for our times.

—— Mark Lawson , Guardian, Book of the Year

This book is a love song to Hélène, a promise to Melvil and a resolution not to be defeated by chaos and barbarity. It is a stunning mission statement.

—— Claire Looby , Irish Times

This heartbreaking and beautifully written memoir lays bare the terrible chronology of grief, but it is also a testimony to the power of love and hope.

—— Jane Shilling , Daily Mail

It’s an agonising account of those first few days, in which the lives of father and son changed forever. Despite the haste with which it was written, every word is chosen with care and charged with meaning, a raw and honest memoir of grief which can’t fail to move all who read it.

—— Alastair Mabbott , Herald Scotland
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