Jenny Q, Stitched Up

Nov 16, 2024 12:51 PM

Author:Pauline McLynn

Right, here's how things are . . . My mother is pregnant. I shizz you not. My mum will be going around with a bump for all to see that she's still, well, shagging. Oh god I can't bear it - talk about a stitch-up.

THEN there's Stevie Lee Bolton - every time I see him I'm like a stunned goldfish and just stand there with my mouth opening and closing.

So between my untakebackably embarrassing family and a certain Stevie Lee, how will I be ready for Teen Factor X - not even my friends know about my dodgy yodelings and secret obsession with becoming a star . . .

Funny, frank and surprisingly talented with a pair of knitting needles, meet Jenny Q in the hilarious new series from Father Ted and Shameless star Pauline McLynn.

Reviews

Children and adults alike will want to keep delving in for just one more fact

—— Scotsman

Mitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth

—— Chris Tarrant

Gantos, as always, delivers bushels of food for thought and plenty of outright guffaws

—— Booklist

A fast-paced and witty read

—— School Library Journal

This rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour

—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday Express

Written in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children

—— Junior

Bursting with silly situations and hilarious antics

—— Bournemouth Daily Echo

A real delight

—— Bournemouth Daily Echo

The perfect book to provoke a smile.

—— Daily Express

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