Everyone knows 'tis the season to be jolly; when you can roast chestnuts on an open fire, treetops glisten and sleigh bells ring alongside the sound of small children's laughter. However, if you don't think Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year then reach for Keep Calm at Christmas and let its soothing advice reassure you that Christmas comes but once a year.
Keep Calm at Christmas follows Keep Calm for Ladies and Keep Calm for Chaps and offers many merry pearls of wisdom to help you get through the festive season; on everything from relatives to office parties, and gluttony to new year resolutions. An insighftul pocket gift for Christmas.
'What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day' Phyllis Diller
'About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red' Anon
'Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice' Anon
'Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit' Kin Hubbard
'New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual' Mark Twain
The perfect gift for festive season fans
—— TelegraphBrimming with baubles of Christmas fact and bedecked with snippets of festive tradition
—— The FieldA joyous celebration of booze.
—— Tom Bruce-Gardyne , HeraldCleo and her book make you feel happy drunk before you've even had a sip.
—— Keith LemonDrink hilariously and without hangover. Soak up this life-changing handbook of glee. It's magnificent.
—— Derren BrownA thoroughly enjoyable ramble through a diverse selection of topics which range from dogs of war and dog fighting to presidential pets and choosing the right name... In turn serious, funny, sad and light-hearted; it's a perfect mixture which is just right for the bedside table
—— Karen Bush , Your DogStourton is a genuinely warm and engaging writer who clearly loves his canine companion, despite his (relatively few) faults, and this little book is a tasty treat for dog owners and dog lovers
—— Bookgeeks.co.ukDelightful… Juxtaposes the lives of two figures who most shaped [Volk’s] views of what a woman could and should be. Both women were opinionated, secretive, imposing, hot-tempered, charismatic and crazy about clothes… Ms. Volk is thoroughly likeable, warm and generous, with a well-tuned ear and a vivid sense of humour.’
—— Washington PostPure joy... A diptych portrayal of Patricia Volk's gorgeous and infuriating mother and the great fashion designer Elsa Schiaparelli, this is an irresistible tour de force that puts on display Volk's intelligence, wit and sparkling prose.
—— Louis Begley
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