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My Horizontal Life
My Horizontal Life
Jan 16, 2025 4:58 AM

Author:Chelsea Handler

My Horizontal Life

'Many people feel like a one-night stand is something to be ashamed or embarrassed of. I disagree...'

We've all (well not quite all, perhaps) had at least one: a one-night stand. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night-stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men... Lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles Chelsea's romps through the bedrooms of a host of potential suitors, uncovering what can happen in one night of passion between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated woman.

From her short fling with a Vegas stripper named Thunder to her even shorter fling with a very short man, she recalls her myriad one-night stands with hilarious honesty. My Horizontal Life is a sensationally frank and funny memoir of sexual life, and a gloriously quirky take on why we do the things we do. Whether you have been there yourself or not, its one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning...

Reviews

If the name Chelsea Handler doesn't mean anything just yet, it will shortly. The girl's going to be huge... Has to be the funniest and most candid book about shagging ever written by a woman

—— Henry Sutton , Daily Mirror

A rib-tickling affair that will leave you doubled up in no time... Do we love her tales!

—— OK! Magazine

Chelsea Handler is my new best friend - she writes like Judy Blume, if Judy Blume were into vodka, Ecstasy and sleeping with midgets and nineteen-year-olds. I laughed out loud and read parts to my husband, my best friend, and my Mom (which might have been a mistake). This book is no-holds-barred hilarious

—— Jennifer Weiner

In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read... Chelsea Handler has perfect pitch

—— Laura Zigman

Enjoyably naughty sexual memoir of a New York-Jewish stand-up comedienne

—— Laurence Phelan , Independent on Sunday

Hilarious... Frank, funny, and will have you laughing out loud

—— B

Handler is the leading light of Slapper Lit... We learn about Handler's past conquests: the stripper with romantic pretensions; the midget who proves more useful as a pillow; the under-endowed teetotaller; the closet gynaecologist. Handler works her way through the lot with gleeful abandon...the gorgeous blonde who has single handedly out-raunched Raunch Culture

—— The Observer

Hilarious

—— More!

Fascinating... Brutally honest

—— Star

Captivating...fascinating...His answer to the questions “Nature or nurture?” is both. If that sounds like a hedge, it isn’t: instead, it’s a testament to the author’s close attention to nuance.

—— New York Times

Intelligently, rigorously and politely debunks the "10,000 hours" myth

—— Ed Smith , New Statesman

Perhaps the most fascinating book of the year... Absorbing and full of fascinating detail

—— Chris Maume , Independent

This subtle, enthralling study by the Sports Illustrated writer avoids making excessive claims for genetics

—— Financial Times

David Epstein's The Sports Gene has a discussion that badly needs to happen at all levels in sport; about the relationships between talent, genetics, practice and success in sport

—— Dave MacLeod , Scotsman

Respect is due to Epstein…for injecting some objectivity into the debate with his gripping new tome

—— David Bradford , Cycling Active

The Sports Gene offers a fascinating insight into the topic of nature v nurture…a great read

—— Jason Henderson , Athletics Weekly

A welcome corrective to those who have deliberately underplayed the notion that genetic makeup is relevant

—— Oldie

An illuminating read

—— Sport

Fascinating

—— Rick Broadbent , The Times

Well written and contains important research, and has some wonderful anecdotes

—— Matthew Syed , The Times

The most intriguing sports books of the year, and possibly the best-researched

—— Irish Examiner

An enjoyable mixture of easily digestible science, anecdote and argument

—— Michael Beloff , Times Literary Supplement

This is a book to counter the 10,000-hour rule popularised by Malcolm Gladwell

—— Mark Gallagher , Daily Mail

In a book packed with fascinating anecdotes, it’s hard to pick out highlights … If sport is a passion, The Sports Gene is required reading

—— The Score

Highly entertaining and enlightening

—— Brandon Robshaw , Independent on Sunday

The Sports Gene does not try to simplify the nature vs nurture argument, but it does provide a welcome corrective to those who have underplayed the notion that genetic make-up is relevant

—— The Times

Epstein explores this territory with canny verve

—— William Leith , Evening Standard

Interesting reading

—— Alastair Mabbott , Herald

Dazzling and illuminating

—— Richard Moore , Guardian

Epstein is too respectful of the complexity of his subject matter to leap to any grand conclusions. The book was conceived partially as a rebuttal to glib theorising, and it is all the more fascinating as a result

—— Ken Early , Irish Times

Fascinating from start to finish

—— Amanda Khouv , Women's Fitness

Epstein forces us to rethink the very nature of athleticism

—— GrrlScientist , Guardian

Looks at the science of extraordinary athletic performance.

—— Adam Whitehead , Daily Telegraph

Captivating… Dazzling and illuminating

—— Richard Moore , Guardian

Epstein is not afraid to follow science in “trekking deep into the bramble patches of sensitive topics like gender and race"

—— Choice

Captivating… In a particularly fascinating chapter, Epstein investigates an old theory that purports to explain why Jamaica produces so many Olympic sprinters

—— Christie Ashwanden , Scotsman

The Sports Gene is a formidable and absorbing book… A terrific book…a fascinating read…impressive as hell

—— Sunday Business Post

If you want to stay abreast of the rapid developments in sports science… The Sports Gene is a must

—— BBC Focus Magazine

Beautifully unadorned writing... He paints a vivid portrait of his patients

—— Sunday Business Post

A rare insight into the life of the psychoanalyst… succeeds in making complex behavioural issues accessible for any reader

—— Kathryn Gaw , Irish Times

Exquisitely written casebook

—— Vantage NW Magazine

The suspense in each chapter is so expert that I had to double check that this wasn’t a work of fiction. Best of all, Grosz manages to give a jargon-free account of how psychoanalysis works

—— The Week

By turns edifying and moving… Grosz offers astute insights into the perplexities of everyday life

—— Trisha Andres , Financial Times

Grosz's vignettes are so brilliantly put together that they read like pieces of bare illuminating fiction... It is this combination of tenacious detective work, remarkable compassion and sheer, unending curiosity for the oddities of the human heart that makes these stories utterly captivating.

—— Sunday Times

Brilliant…. Grosz is a superb writer, yes, but it is the stories his patients tell him that really make you marvel. An elegant, jargon-free expedition into the secret business of our minds written with such wisdom and kindness… After reading [Grosz’s] absorbing accounts of his patients’ journeys you might feel that The Examined Life out to be given out free at birth

—— Melissa Katsoulis , The Times

A fine and moving book... The tact, patience and understatement, which are particular components of Grosz’s wisdom, remind the reader that this writer’s insights and empathy result from thousand of hours with patients. This book is not polemical literature… nor is it an academic work or a popular self-help book. It is a true literary work and a very modern one.

—— Jewish Chronicle

Crystal-clear and completely magical...The Examined Life is a book full of troubles, but also of wonders: it shows people trapped by their own mysterious impulses, searching for an escape hatch, and often finding it

—— Craig Brown , Daily Mail

Five star review - an intelligent, human and deeply moving book… Grosz is listening for the unspoken and the gaps in between. His book celebrates change and the triumphs and tragedies of humanity

—— Jane Clinton , Sunday Express

Excellent… this book arrives like a box of chocolates. Thirty-one elegantly presented chapters which, when you bite into them, each reveals something sweet, rich or crunchy. Every one of these case histories bears repeating. All offer worthwhile insights.

—— Susanna Rustin , The Guardian

Engaging, frank, and with many penetrating insights. His short, succinct chapters have both the tension and the satisfaction of miniature detective or mystery stories… A stimulating book.

—— The Spectator

Grosz writes lucidly and with sensitivity, treating his patients with respect. The cases are sprinkled with wise reflections... highly recommended

—— Independent

There are many sage lessons here, backed up by research where necessary…fascinating… Grosz writes lucidly and with sensitivity, treating his patients with respect. The cases are sprinkled with wise reflections…highly recommended

—— Leylai Sinai , Independent

Intensely readable… As a reminder of the strangeness of human existence, the myriad ways we find of making ourselves unhappy and the perplexing resourcefulness of the unconscious mind, Grosz’s book is a worthwhile addition to the literature of the examined life.

—— New Statesman

Written with real elegance and a strong sense of structure… several chapters read like powerful short stories

—— Readers Digest

Elegantly structured and written… Grosz’s book is intensely readable

—— Jane Shilling , New Statesmen

Shaped like short stories, but true and moving in ways that fiction cannot be... Gradually accumulating through his book, Grosz provides, not a definition, but an enactment of the purpose of psychoanalysis, which is both modest and profound.

—— Alexander Linklater , Observer

Grosz is an able writer, engaging, frank and with many penetrating insights. His short, succinct chapters have both the tension and the satisfaction of miniature detective or mystery stories… a stimulating book

—— Michael Holroyd , Spectator

[These] interpretations make fascinating reading, leave you marvelling at the ingenuity of the human subconscious. Grosz’s message is always affirming: if a person can work out what it is that’s driving them, it is possible to change

—— Mary Crockett , The Scotsman

Grosz’s narrative is by turns edifying and moving...tempered by his engaging prose and moments of humour

—— Trisha Andres , The Financial Times

I couldn't put this down—I read about other people, but learned about myself at the same time. Real stories can be so much more fascinating than fictional ones, especially with Stephen Grosz. No preaching, no clichés—just wisdom.

—— Victoria Hislop

Modest and profound

—— Alexander Linklater , Observer
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