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No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday
No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday
Oct 6, 2024 6:45 PM

Author:Tracy Bloom

No-one Ever Has Sex on a Tuesday

A very funny romantic novel (... and no. 1 ebook bestseller)

Childhood sweethearts Matthew and Katy agree they must never see each other again following a school reunion.

So all is forgotten ... until eight months later when a shock meeting at an antenatal class forces them to confront the fact that Matthew could be the father of Katy's baby.

Love and life are messy, but Katy and Matthew take things to a whole new level as deep emotions begin to resurface and hormones run riot.

Never has a one-night-stand led to such chaos!

Reviews

This hilarious book will sweep you up in its sheer brilliance

—— Marie Claire

Does the rest of the story live up to the racy title? Yes!

—— New! Magazine

A deft and witty comedy of manners

—— Sunday Mirror

A story of conversion, shattered love and the loss of faith, recalling 20th-century masters like Graham Greene and Walker Percy… Bauer is a distinctive stylist who can write about Simone Weil or Kierkegaard with wit and charm.

—— New York Times Book Review

Warm, intelligent and addictive

—— Katie Allen , The Simple Things

A romantic but heartbreaking novel

—— ELLE

Set against the evocative backdrop of 1950s New York, their musings – which start out quick and witty – grow in confidence and intelligence, and before they know it they are inking their hearts out onto the page. This sparky novel will make you want to permanently delete WhatsApp and go back to basics.

—— Stylist, Top 10 must-reads of April

Its central characters’ charm and intelligence make them irresistible company

—— Hephzibah Anderson , Daily Mail

Dazzling and gorgeously written... It’s a marvel.

—— Ann Packer, author of The Dive from Clausen’s Pier and Songs Without Words

Not a traditional love story and it comes barbed with sadness, although flashed through with poetry and wit. It is a novel that tricks you with its seeming simplicity but it sticks with you for a long while after you have put it down

—— Scott Pack , Me and My Big Mouth

I had ten pages left as the bus pulled into my home station, and I wanted to murder the driver for rousting me from my seat. Instead of heading home, I stood in the parking lot and finished the book right then and there. I did not merely love Frances and Bernard; I worried myself sick over them. And the prose! So delectable you could eat it for dessert.

—— Monica Wood, author of When We Were the Kennedys and Any Bitter Thing

A truly original, very moving novel about how sometimes the deepest relationships in our lives are also the most impossible. The letters between Frances and Bernard -- which begin as witty, sometimes wary, and full of unusual confidences about love and spiritual matters-- explode with passion on the page. My eyes filled with tears. What a rich writer and two unforgettable lovers!

—— Stephanie Cowell, author of Claude and Camille: a novel of Monet and The Physician of London

Bauer captures the style and language of the period with gleeful dexterity. The prose here is exquisite, winding between narrative momentum and lofty introspection. And she employs the epistolary form nimbly, providing an intimate, uncluttered space for her characters to develop

—— Teresa Link , Washington Post

With some fine writing, this slim volume packs a punch

—— Choice magazine

Enjoyable

—— Literary Review

Sentences sparkle on the page… Both intellectual and down to earth, serious and funny

—— Laura Keynes , The Tablet

Jones gives the appearances of being an effortlessly fluent writer. Her sentences tumble forth, occasionally surprising the reader with their odd perfection… Sadie Jones is that rare novelist who can deliver a satisfying plot without stylistic compromise

—— Alex Peake-Tomkinson , Times Literary Supplement

The novel captures, better than anything I’ve read, theatre’s febrile, ephemeral intensity

—— Samantha Ellis , Big Issue

Now I want to read her other books

—— William Leith , Evening Standard

An irresistible read

—— John Koski , Daily Mail

A page-turning read. We can think of no more worthwhile or enjoyable companion on holiday

—— A Little Bird (Blog)

Sadie Jones depicts the dark undercurrents of middle-class life with unerring skill, telling a powerful and disturbing story with insight and depth

—— Good Book Guide

thoughtful and ambitious

—— Guardian

Excellent and astutely observed

—— Evening Standard

I read the book. I loved it. I loved her. She’s smart, she’s funny and she makes us all feel like we’re good just the way we are.

—— Jenna Bush Hager , Today

Fresh, frantic and very funny.

—— Fanny Blake , Woman & Home

Long-awaited.

—— Reader's Digest

Bridget is back! ... The third book in the series does not disappoint, taking the reader on a whirlwind tour of Bridget's life as a 50-something, and all the highs, lows, tears and laughter that you'd expect.

—— The Bristol Magazine

What remains unchanged – and addictive – is its diary format.

—— The Lady

Life may have changed dramatically for Bridget, but you can still prepare to laugh and cry at Helen Fielding’s latest novel.

—— No 1 Magazine

Fans of the original books have not been, and will not be, disappointed.

—— Chris White, fiction buyer for Waterstones , UK Press Syndication

Tender, touching and often hilarious – a welcome return.

—— Sara Lawrence , Daily Mail

Bridget is as hopeless, loveable and funny as ever.

—— Stylist

An uproariously funny novel of modern life, Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy is the triumphant return of our favourite Everywoman.

—— UK Press Syndication

Laugh-out-loud funny, as well as punctuated by moments of genuine sadness, which are proportionately balanced throughout the story.

—— Louise Denyer , Suffolk Magazine

Timely, tender, touching, witty, wise and bloody hilarious

—— UK Press Syndication

Hilariously written

—— Emma Lawton , University of Nottingham Impact

This book is an innocent pleasure, and made me laugh a lot

—— Naomi James , Church Times
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