Author:Morris Gleitzman
STORIES WITH THE LOT!
Save ten lives with a paperclip, discover how a big banana can ruin your sister's holiday, make a new friend with a garbage bin, develop a taste for sheep's spleen and chips, bounce on a vampire's bed, rescue your dad from a dog and a spider, use a toilet roll to get justice, upset the neighbours with a pickaxe, eat a pizza that makes you fearless, and imagine a world where teachers earn more money than a rock star.
Morris Gleitzman has a rare gift for writing very funny stories and an even rarer gift of wrapping very serious stories inside them
—— The GuardianMitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth
—— Chris TarrantGantos, as always, delivers bushels of food for thought and plenty of outright guffaws
—— BooklistA fast-paced and witty read
—— School Library JournalThis rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour
—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday ExpressWritten in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children
—— JuniorBursting with silly situations and hilarious antics
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoA real delight
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express