Author:Tony Hawks
'All I knew about Moldova were the names of eleven men printed on the inside back pages of my newspaper. None of them sounded to me like they were any good at tennis ...'
An eccentric wager finds Tony Hawks, a man who loves an unusual challenge, bound for the little-known Eastern European state of Moldova. His mission: to track down members of the country's football team and persuade them to play him at tennis. The bizarre quest ultimately has little to do with tennis or football, but instead turns into an extraordinary journey involving the Moldovan underworld, gypsies, chronic power shortages, near kidnap, and a surprisingly tender relationship with his host family.
Follow the fortunes of Tony in this hilarious and often moving adventure as it takes him from Moldova, onwards to Northern Ireland, leading to an exciting denouement in Nazareth - and the naked truth of the bet's final outcome ...
Even if you hate tennis and couldn't find Moldova on the map, you'll be charmed. Utterly recommended
—— FHMSurprisingly touching as well as incredibly funny
—— The Oxford TimesI expected to find this book funny, which it is; I didn't expect to find it illuminating and rather moving, which it is too
—— Daily MailThis immensely readable account, enriched with moments of true hilarity is, quite honestly, a bit of a gem
—— Living Abroad MagazineA compelling page-turner, warts and all
—— Scotland on SundayHits the mark
—— FourFourTwoIt is wonderfully written - full of wit, gags, self-deprecating asides and a pure, unfettered understanding of a man's limitations - and it talks to all of us. You should buy it. You really should go out straight away and pick up a copy. It'll make you feel so much better
—— All Out CricketAt last the work of genius that will finally bring the long-suffering cricket addict a measure of understanding in the world. A wonderful and very funny book
—— Sir Tim RiceYou read the wonderful Michael Simkins with a mixture of horror and delight
—— David HareOne of Britain's funniest writers
—— Daily MailExtremely funny - whether or not you know your bails from your balls
—— Daily MailOne of the funniest sporting memoirs ever
—— Sunday TelegraphAlmost painfully funny
—— ObserverAn all-too honest account of a playing career that just got better and better, despite threatening to go off the rails.
—— Sunday MercuryAn extraordinary book.
—— Irish IndependentHarrowing and brutally honest...a gripping story.
—— Derby Evening TelegraphBrutally honest.
—— The Irish PostLess a football autobiography, more repentant confessional.
—— Kevin Hughes , FreeSportstunning
—— FourFourTwo