Author:Graham Johnson,Rob Hibbert
This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.
Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:
The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
Cooking with Breast Milk
Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
Camel Toes Through History
Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.
Mr Ransome again equals or perhaps excels himself - every boy will vote this detective story super
—— New StatesmanAffectionately downbeat . . . this artfully informal story has something for everyone
—— Nicholas Tucker , IndependentThis is simply great writing, for boys or anyone else
—— Brandon Robshaw , IndependentA little artist decides to inject color into her drab gray city. As she boldly paints the town red (and yellow and blue) she brings beauty and life to all who live there. This vivacious storybook is perfect for young children, graduates or anyone setting on their own path and in need of a little bravery or inspiration.
—— New York Post - The Best Books to Buy for ChristmasRealizing that making mistakes is part of the process could be a game-changer for the many kids who can't conquer their discouragement when their art falls short of their expectations
—— BooklistEven if readers don't need encouragement to unleash their own talents, they should be intrigued by this protagonist's arc toward artistic assurance
—— Publishers WeeklyThis book is perfect to read with children who have started drawing but sometimes feel disheartened when their drawing doesn't turn out exactly as they see it in their heads ... a stunningly beautiful book with a message for young and old - and it makes readers look anew and refreshed at the world. Ed Vere is one of the most talented children's books creators of our time and takes the care to make every word and every mark mean something, in or out of the lines
—— Booktrust