Author:James Alexander
Over thirty-five creative and intricate designs that feature classic and wonderfully original insults, exclamations and swear words to help you relax and let go of the stressful situations in your life.
Each single-sided page includes such agression-relieving words as 'Shitballs', 'Twat Waffle' and 'Baggy Vag' laid over therapeutic, mandala and nature inspired patterns.
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WARNING contains seriously colourful language!
Packed with charm and beautifully illustrated, it's a book that will solve your gift dilemmas and let you escape the less salubrious aspects of Christmas for a literary wonderland.
—— StylistWinterson’s winter tales unfailingly succeed in their endeavour to leave you aglow.
—— GuardianWinterson's prose is often witty and sometimes lyrical . . . The recipes come with intriguing glimpses of the writer, her friends, and their Christmas rituals. Spooky, inventive, funny . . . Winterson's mixed bag of fictional treats has a 19th-century charm much needed in the grim 21st.
—— Kirkus *Starred Review*A pretty cloth-bound book containing an enchanting collection of recipes and short stories… suitably festive with icicles and plenty of mistletoe.
—— Laura Powell , Sunday Telegraph, Book of the YearA wonderful mix of festive stories and recipes.
—— Good Housekeeping[A] witty, surprising Christmas garland… Wonderfully imaginative and entertaining... Fans of Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit will want to try Mrs Winterson’s Mince Pies. Divine.
—— Kate Saunders , Saga MagazineChristmas Days is a cracker: always sharp, often funny and moving, it gets to the heart of Christmas’s spiritual role in our often unreligious lives, and its account of Winterson’s personal healing is never less than heartwarming.
—— Sunday TimesThese funny, beguiling tales…pack some serious literary clout.
—— Hephzibah Anderson , ObserverThere is a lightness of touch and passages of thoughtful contemplation that befit the season. A perfect stocking filler.
—— Daily Express, Book of the YearIt’s the most unusual and surprising book and I haven’t been able to put it down.
—— Patti Clare , My WeeklyPlayfully subversive and long overdue, this book takes those ubiquitous gender stereotypes and grinds them to dust. Very funny indeed.
—— Rebecca FrontMaking everyone giggle.
—— New York PostPerfect satire.
—— UpworthyIf you love satire, you'll love this.
—— Viv Groskop on Woman's HourTerrific!
—— Joanne Harris