Author:Sir David Tang
Do gentlemen wear shorts? What are the rules regarding interior decor in a high-security prison? Is it ever acceptable to send Valentine's cards to one's pets?
The twenty-first century is an age of innumerable social conundrums. Around every corner lies a potential faux pas waiting to happen. But if you've ever struggled for the right response to an unwelcome gift or floundered for conversation at the dinner party from hell, fear not: help is at hand.
In Rules for Modern Life, Sir David Tang, resident agony uncle at the Financial Times, delivers a satirical masterclass in navigating the social niceties of modern life. Whether you're unsure of the etiquette of doggy bags or wondering whether a massage room in your second home would be de trop, Sir David has the answer to all your social anxieties - and much more besides.
Brilliant... Hugely entertaining
—— The TimesUseful and, more importantly, vastly entertaining
—— GQIncisive, outrageous and preposterously entertaining. Reading these essays in style, manners, gossip, grace and good sense is like sharing a private railway carriage with a mad but marvellous maharajah. I never wanted the journey to end
—— Stephen FryFunny, clever and disgraceful. In terms of a useful guide to modern living, it knocks the New Testament into a cocked hat
—— Richard CurtisExcellent advice that we didn't know we needed
—— Sir Michael CaineSir David Tang is the second funniest David in the world
—— David WalliamsA trenchant and entertaining guide to negotiating the pitfalls of contemporary living
—— Daily MailI absolutely love Rules for Modern Life! David's amazing sense of humour and wit keep one glued to this 'pop culture bible' that everyone MUST read. It is not only educational but enlightening as well. Bravo David!
—— Tommy HilfigerDavid Tang always brings something extra to life, which is what we all want
—— Sir Mick JaggerUncompromising and full of style. You will laugh out loud
—— Tracey EminSir David Tang is effortless in his sense of style and being. And that's how it should be
—— Naomi CampbellI feel a curious joy of life when I am around David Tang. He knows best
—— Eva HerzigovaA degree course in 21st-century decorum. It will make an aristocrat out of an arriviste
—— Duke of MarlboroughSharply funny and surprisingly informative. I would rather read style notes from the pen of Tang than any other source on the planet
—— Joanna LumleyEloquent and humorous
—— Eric SchmidtDavid is a life-changer
—— Mario TestinoFilled with valuable advice. Amusingly written and a real pleasure to read
—— Sir Terence ConranDavid Tang is the thinking woman's Fu Manchu. If you are allergic to the combination of wit, brains and mischief you won't enjoy this book
—— Barry HumphriesA marvellous compendium of good manners and good sense in society, reinforced with insight and sly humour
—— Wilbur SmithAnyone who wants to move up the social ladder, or avoid sliding down, must read Rules for Modern Life. It is the essential primer for 21st century social success
—— Geordie GreigHilarious and edifying. Absolutely essential reading about the nuances as well as the complexities of life today
—— Dame Julia Peyton-JonesI have long admired David's irrepressible humour, quick wit and keen eye for style. This anthology is a collection of indispensable wisdom
—— Lord FosterA perfect compendium of distinguished, humorous and polished advice for a gentlemanly way of living
—— Leonardo FerragamoDavid Tang has never held a commonplace opinion in his life. He is the most provocative, amusing, sophisticated, counter-intuitive and energetic man I know, and these qualities are present on every single page of this remarkable anthology
—— Nicholas ColeridgeWise, witty and wicked, with useful advice for living
—— Anouska HempelDavid Tang is a living treasure, a unique polymath, equally at ease thinking inside and outside the box, East, West, modern, old, refined or not. His 'rules' are anything but conventional, they are refreshing and humorous reflections on our daily actions, much more than a code of conduct
—— Nicolas BerggruenGenuinely hilarious. David was the only person who could make my father laugh (and who incidentally rated him and only him as being at his level as a club owner)
—— Robin BirleyDavid Tang is an astute observer of the social scene with a wicked sense of humour. A most welcome read in these dark times
—— Adrian ZechaDavid Tang is my 'UNCLE DAVE': Unique, Notorious, Charismatic, Lovable, Eccentric, Daring, Anal, Vivacious, Enigmatic
—— Kate MossCan't wait to read it
—— Axl Rose