Author:Rosemary Tonks,Stewart Lee
WITH A NEW INTRODUCTION BY STEWART LEE
'Should The Bloater be republished? Oh God, absolutely, it's fantastic' Stewart Lee
Min works at the BBC as an audio engineer, where she is struggling to replicate the sound of a heartbeat. At home, other matters of the heart are making a mockery of life as Min knows it.
Min has found herself the object of her lodger's affection. An internationally renowned opera singer she's nicknamed 'The Bloater', Min is disgusted and attracted to him in equal measure. But with a husband so invisible that she accidentally turns the lights off on him even when he's still in the room, Min can't quite bring herself to silence The Bloater's overtures.
Vain, materialistic, yet surprisingly tender, The Bloater is a sparklingly ironic comedy of manners for all flirtatious gossips who love to hate and hate to love.
PRAISE FOR THE BLOATER
'A wonderfully unromantic romantic comedy' Daily Telegraph
'Uncommonly good' Guardian
'It is the perfect aperitif, makes you feel warm and careless and much, much happier' The Times
The Bloater delights us by its wit, relish, and new-minted metaphors
—— Daily TelegraphBrittle, spry, spiky, amusing, a comedy of love... an original and distinctive flavour
—— Sunday Times[Tonks'] novels are valuable curios...of their time. They read like a strange hybrid of Muriel Spark and Beryl Bainbridge with a dash of Joe Orton
—— William Boyd , The TimesWhat a charismatic writer Rosemary Tonks is. The Bloater is lively and witty with some brilliant metaphors and descriptions, and so atmospheric. I really enjoyed it
—— Katy WixIt is about flirtation as a method of self-organization, and a crush as a method of self-torture. All of The Bloater, however-every single sentence-is funny
—— New YorkerFunny, fresh and clever...the perfect poolside read
—— CLARE MACKINTOSHJane just keeps getting better and better. Her books are so smart, funny and warm. I really love her relatable characters, who appear fragile until they become warriors we cheer for
—— ADELE PARKSWitty, smart, topical and full of heart...the sun-lounger smash of the summer
—— TAMMY COHENJane Fallon's wry observation and razor-sharp wit in this unputdownable page-turner will grab you from the first page and the action races along at breakneck speed. Best of all, this is a tale of female friendship
—— Sunday ExpressI whipped through Just Got Real by Jane Fallon in a single sunlounger session and howled with laughter . . . A tautly plotted story of betrayal and revenge, it's threaded with authentic characters and heartwarming friendship
—— Clare Macintosh , Good HousekeepingWitty, funny, beautifully written and dotted with life's truths like sprinkles on a birthday cake
—— CATHY KELLYSharply observed, wickedly funny, with real depths of emotion too. Absolutely unputdownable.
—— MILLY JOHNSONHer snappy, clever fiction . . . seems to slip down like a glass of nicely chilled white wine. Just Got Real - her 12th book - makes no exception . . . Fallon has a nose for distilling the zeitgeist and we are in The Tinder Swindler territory here
—— Sunday TelegraphI'm a huge fan of this author's gripping, sharp and brilliantly twisty books, and I'm delighted to report that this latest is just as deliciously readable as the rest . . . A rollercoaster of revenge. I loved it
—— Daily Mail'I loved it.
Jane Fallon's Just Got Real is one of those rare novels that brings both a tear to your eye and a chill to your heart.
The set-up is glorious - a woman who joins a dating app with a fake photo meets a man whose photo is the only real thing about him.
This is the great dating app novel, red in tooth and claw, full of secret lives and lies, the story of what we will do to find love - and how far we will go when that longing is cruelly betrayed.
Just Got Real is a story of four vividly-drawn women and one horribly believable man, a novel about friendship and treachery that contains what must be the killer twist of the year. Totally brilliant.'
A smart and funny look at the pitfalls of online dating. It provides laugh-out-loud moments . . . I've read all Jane Fallon's books!
—— ADELE PARKS , SUNJane is the absolute master of twisty, contemporary storytelling
—— JENNY COLGANYour writing makes the world a brighter place, [Jane Fallon]. Just Got Real is an absolute joy
—— JOANNA CANNONA deliciously compelling story of romance and revenge. Just Got Real is intelligent, funny, and sharply observed. Be prepared to read in one sitting!
—— LUCY CLARKE'I finally finished this BELTER of a read from Jane Fallon...It is FABULOUS - with such warmth and humour, and the usual dose of the dish that is best served cold. Just Got Real is the perfect summer read.'
—— CLAIRE ALLANA real page turner. I loved this addictive story about love, loss, revenge and friendship. Readers will be rooting for Joni and her friends, but my most favourite character was Tyson, the furious chihuahua! I love Jane's books and this one was such a treat to read
—— ALICE FEENEYA brilliantly spiky read. Loved it
—— Sam Baker, author of The ShiftAnother brilliant tale from best-selling author Jane Fallon
—— Hello!Brilliant
—— BellaPRAISE FOR JANE FALLON
—— - -Another Fallonesque treat. Full of heart, humour and humanity. She's so good at tapping into the best and the worst in us. Fabulous
—— RUTH JONESFunny, insightful, sharp, wicked, brilliant
—— MILLY JOHNSONIntelligent, edgy and witty
—— GlamourWe adore Jane Fallon's novels, and this witty page-turner could be her best yet
—— CloserIngenious. Her eye for detail, compressed emotion and the absurdity that lurks beneath what people say to each other, is unerring. One of our very finest comic novelists
—— Tortoise MediaI LOVE her books. She always delivers a fabaliss read
—— MARIAN KEYESA romcom with attitude
—— Mail on SundayJane Fallon is cool as f***
—— DAWN O'PORTERAlice is a joy of a character . . . Straub brings the bittersweet passing of youth to adulthood to life in vivid detail, with a story steeped in 1990s nostalgia. It's a book to devour
—— Jewish ChronicleEmotionally resonant. Captivating
—— Sunday PostDelightful
—— Boston GlobeHeartfelt
—— SFXPraise for Emma Straub
—— -'A gorgeous and witty storyteller'
—— Elizabeth Gilbert, author of City of GirlsFunny, poignant and beautifully observed
—— Jojo MoyesStraub writes beautifully and amusingly . . . hard to beat for sheer charm and gentle wit
—— Daily MailSmart and entertaining
—— StylistHugely talented . . . intelligent holiday reading
—— Woman's Hour, BBC Radio 4Warm and big-hearted . . . leaves you smiling for days
—— Maria Semple, bestselling author of Where'd You Go, BernadetteStraub writes with such verve and sympathetic understanding of her characters . . . Reading this novel has all the pleasures of reading one of Anne Tyler's compelling family portraits
—— New York TimesIt's the beautifully drawn, vibrant characters that make this smart, compelling novel so irresistible
—— Liane MoriartyA funny and insightful look at love and relationships
—— Good HousekeepingA smart, cool sensibility
—— ElleLovely, satisfying
—— EW.comSmart and fresh, offering new insights into the lives of people all around us
—— Brooklyn MagazineThoughtful and hilarious
—— Real SimpleIt would be easy to compare Straub to other masters of the genre like Meg Wolitzer or Jennifer Egan, but she's already a master in her own right
—— The MillionsEmma Straub is such a funny and brilliant writer and this time-travelling tale is a charming exploration of what it would be like to find yourself younger and surrounded by the people you love when they're still at the height of their power
—— StylistWise and often hilarious
—— BuzzfeedReaders will devour this witty and warmly satisfying novel
—— Publishers WeeklyA precise and observant writer whose supple prose carries the story along without a snag. Straub's characters are a quirky and interesting bunch . . . it's a pleasure spending time with them
—— Starred Review, KirkusDevilishly observed
—— Starred Review, BooklistSprinkled with humour and insight
—— Starred Review, Library JournalStraub is consistently excellent
—— Book Riot