Author:Damon Beesley,Iain Morris
A note from the editor:
Dear Respected Online Customer
Welcome to the page of the first ever official Rudge Park yearbook. And thank you very much in advance for purchasing the book at the incredibly reasonable price they are bound to be selling it at.
When I put myself forward to be the editor of the yearbook, my Head of Sixth Form Mr Gilbert was the first to wish me words of wisdom and support. His actual words - 'Well, McKenzie, I'm looking forward to seeing how you piss this one up' - were the inspiration behind this book. Sadly, and this is not an apology, due to a print schedule that can only be described as fascistic, I wasn't able to finish the book to my exact liking. However, I was very lucky that my 'friends', Jay Cartwright, Simon Cooper and Neil Sutherland decided to supply a lot of the material
So, inside this 'masterpiece' (Polly McKenzie) you'll find: Simon's Love Poetry, Jay's A-Z of Sex and (nonsensical) Business Plan, the Camber Sands Caravan Club newsletter, Neil's Biology coursework, entitled Do You Put the Balls In? and his map of Rudge Park, along with some incisive pieces of journalism, most likely written by me. And there's lots of other random stuff which has never seen the light of day. God knows how it got in there.
It is my greatest, and only, achievement from my two years at Rudge Park. May it bring you years of happiness and joy, and not just on the toilet.
Yours
William McKenzie, Editor
Praise be to the gods of smutty adolescent humour. The Inbetweeners are back.
—— MetroThe Inbetweeners is never less than wholly believable, there is clearly a very adult ear at work, producing some of the most carefully crafted swearing on television...The Inbetweeners are still sexist, stupid, deluded, ill-mannered - and terribly funny
—— Guardian[The Inbetweeners] is utterly charming. It never tries to be anything it's not, it never pretends to raise moral issues or tackle strong taboos, it simply shows that being a teenager can be fun after all. For no-frills, unadulterated high-spirited camaraderie between four mates, The Inbetweeners simply cannot be beaten.
—— The IndependentSeriously funny and the best Brit comedy about at the moment
—— The SunSuch a beautiful book with so many suggestions for how we can get back to happiness. Just looking at it makes me happy
—— Holly Willoughby on This MorningHe writes with insight and warm wit about how small domestic changes can have a meaningful impact
—— Sunday Express S MagA gorgeous guide on how to make your space one of comfort, happiness and light, the Danish way
—— PsychologiesAn evidence-based guide on the simple things we can do to make any house warm and uplifting, and how -
especially in difficult times - we can find comfort and contentment in the everyday.
Meik Wiking reveals how you can turn your home into a snug sanctuary, no matter your space or budget
—— Your Home