Author:Tim Vine
Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .
Velcro.
What a rip off.
Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.
So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'
Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people
I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair
Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!
Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine
—— The HeraldThe amazing undisputed king of the one-liner
—— Time OutTim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful
—— The TimesVine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial
—— The IndependentSkillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique
—— GuardianThe spiritual lovechild of Tommy Cooper and Steve Martin, if such a thing were possible
—— The StageBursting with silly situations and hilarious antics
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoA real delight
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express