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The Very Bloody History Of Britain
The Very Bloody History Of Britain
Sep 22, 2024 1:40 PM

Author:John Farman

The Very Bloody History Of Britain

Warning: This book could change your ideas about history for ever!!

Do you know why the Celts got the best girls? Or who had his portrait painted after he was dead? And have you any idea who planned the first Channel Tunnel? From the dawn of civilization to the end of the Second World War, it's all here in the factually accurate and hilariously funny Very Bloody History of Britain.

Bizarre, barmy and almost beyond belief, you've never had a history lesson like it!

Reviews

A great new series from an outstandingly talented author ... A fabulous read with great characters – can't wait for more!

—— Booktrust

A funny, positive and engaging exploration of a modern dilemma from a sure-footed storyteller

—— Carousel

Children are often the victims when a marriage falters or fails and in Rescuing Dad, Pete Johnson illuminates this distressing reality with the perception humour which is a trademark of his work . . . The events of Joe's birthday are as fine a piece of slapstick comedy as I have read

—— Books for Keeps

Pete Johnson has succeeded in presenting a sensitive subject in a light-hearted way without detracting from its seriousness

—— Children's Books in Ireland

Awesome jokes that made me laugh out loud ... one of the funniest books I have read.

—— Isla, age 9

I loved it because it is full of hilarious pictures . . . such as TEPOC - the Emergency Page Of Calm. Make a copy of this page and show it to your Mum when she is getting stressed!

—— Ross, age 10

Loved it! Really enjoyed it - favourite chapter was the danger pets

—— Jennifer, age 7

This book is very good for boys as it contains scary and rude things. . . !

—— Tomasz, age 9

A star turn that will amuse smart seven-year-olds, 17-year-olds, and, in our experience, 47-year olds . . . well-paced and funny throughout

—— Time Out London

A surreal, daft and funny book . . . A bracing satirical sideswipe at today's health-and-safety culture, aimed at kids who'll get the irony and relish the silliness.

—— Financial Times

Brilliantly funny

—— Gransnet.com

Laugh-out-loud

—— TheSchoolRun.com

Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid

—— The Times

Bringing the book to life is illustrator, Mini Grey, and she does an absolutely marvellous job...The quality is fantastic.

—— Tidy Books

...Mini Grey has created a highly inventive illustrated edition of Jim, one of Hilaire Belloc's cautionary tales. ...This looks like the perfect gift for both kids and health-and-safety officers.

—— Nic Bottomley , Bath Life

There's nothing like an old fashioned cautionary tale to upset lily-livered adults and enthral imaginative children - so Mini Grey's masterly treatment of disobedient Jim, who slipped his nurse's grasp and was eaten by a lion, should be an absolute winner with young ones. Distinctive illustrations, a pop-up snarling lion, lift-up flaps and some additional jokes do justice to Belloc's classic castic poem. A dark delight.

—— Sally Morris , The Daily Mail

...the cautionary tale of the wayward boy - has been given an engaging pop-up makeover by Mini Grey.

—— Telegraph

The appeal of Hilaire Belloc's Cautionary Tales endures, and Mini Grey's illustrated Jim Who Ran away from His Nurse and Was Eaten by a Lion embellishes this dark, satirical gem with visual and verbal playfulness, including flaps and fold-out maps...Grey celebrates Belloc's wit while adding a new layer of meaning. A delight, and an incentive to read more of the same.

—— Nicolette Jones , The Sunday Times

Good clear text with well designed pull-out pages and pop-ups.

—— Round and About

Brought to life in magnificent style through Mini Grey's illustrations, the pop-ups, flaps, fold-outs and added extras provide a joyous celebration of bad behaviour.

—— Sunday Herald

Distinctive illustrations, a pop-up snarling lion, lift-up flaps and some additional jokes do justice to Belloc's classic caustic poem. A dark delight.

—— The Daily Mail , The Daily Mail

You would not have thought it possible to improve upon Hilaire Belloc's cautionary tale of Jim but it lends itself beautifully to Mini Grey's insouciant illustration style. Pop-ups and gatefolds complement the rhythm and comic timing, making Belloc's timeless and deadpan humour accessible to even the youngest child.

—— Dinah Hall , The Sunday Telegraph

...wickedly funny...

—— Mary James , Country Life

It's a thrilling book to read, with pop-ups, pull-puts and a full fold-out retro zoo map with funny signs in the elephant enclosure like "no trumpeting" and "no stampedes." An absorbing read that will have your child holding on to your hand tightly - to avoid the lions.

—— Junior

A traditional tale of Jim who was eaten by lion because he ran away from Nurse, is brilliantly reinterpreted by Mini Grey.

—— Blackbird Pie

...sublime...

—— Maggie Hartford , Oxford Times

There are also some old favourites which are well illustrated in new versions with all the lavish flaps and bright colours now expected. Jim, one of Hilaire Belloc's Cautionary Tales, has been printed without the grisly wording being changed (although some rather good health and safety notices for the zoo have been added.)

—— Daily Mail

This is a hard backed, nice quality, beautifully illustrated book, filled with imaginative pop-ups, interesting flaps and lots of imaginative and engaging detail.

—— Dulwich Mum

...a thrilling book to read...

—— Junior Book Club , Junior

Jim's wonderfully wicked tale is certainly a breath of fresh air and a timely reminder of how children's books used to be before political correctness took over.

—— Andy Howells , South Wales Argus
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