Author:Puffin Books
What is the definition of a snail?A slug with a crash helmet.What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?‘Ouch!’This is Puffin's biggest and best joke book ever created, possibly in the world! Packed with so many crazy jokes, including knock knocks, animal quackers and monster madness, you'll have a joke on hand for every occasion! Suitable for amusing your mates or reading on your own.
'Mitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth'
—— Chris Tarrant...the wonderfully entitled How to Avoid Wombat's Bum ...As for why you want to avoid a wombat's bum...buy the book and find out.
—— Kati Nicholl , The Daily Express...offers hours of fun for anyone over 10 who loves trivia.
—— Nicolette Jones , The Sunday Times...there's the irresistably named How to Avoid Wombat's Bum by Mitchell Symons. This is a goldmine of facts to brighten up your life plus unexplained events...And why the title? Oh, there is a reason and you''ll have to buy the book to find out.
—— Caroline Franklin , Newbury Weekly News...essential, interesting and also trivial facts...
—— Children's Bookseller...all kinds of bizarre but fascinating facts.
—— Aldershot MailIt covers an amazing variety of subjects...
—— Primary Times - SommersetI really liked the book because it was funny and told you things you never even knew.
—— Cork Evening EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express