Author:Gerry Stergiopoulos
'I look at the way some women behave when they're dating, and I'm sorry girls, but it's an absolute car crash. The rules of successful dating are simple, but I bet you've been breaking them all.'
After seeing too many of his female friends left all dressed up with nowhere to go, Gerry Stergiopoulos, every woman's ultimate best gay friend, has gone on a quest to understand why so many fabulous women have a catastrophic love life.
Gerry unflinchingly enters a world of waxing, Spanx pants, dodgy self-help books, internet dating, wingwomen and smirting, to bring you his tried-and-tested History Channel technique, his perfect killer one-liners, the ingenious blackjack-based Scottish Shower system, the unbreakable three-month rule and even some sound lessons from his native Greece.
Treat Them Mean and Keep Them Keen is the only dating book that gives it to you straight: it tells you what to hide and just how much to reveal, what to do and when to do it. You might be shocked at what Gerry suggests - but his advice works.
Important and devastating
—— The TimesI've long been interested in the microbiome, and have been eagerly awaiting a book that might uncover some of its mysteries. This is that book
—— Heston BlumenthalThis book is really, really interesting ... Nothing more important in your life than your microbiome .... this will change your life
—— Chris EvansA totally addictive and illuminating read. Compelling from beginning to end
—— Dr Saliha Mahmood Ahmed, gastroenterologist and bestselling author of The Kitchen PrescriptionA fountain of knowledge and sense in an overwhelming world of science
—— Rhiannon Lambert, Registered Nutritionist and Sunday Times Bestselling AuthorA spellbinding explanation of microbiology that will help you get to the bottom of health and happiness
—— John Vincent, Co-Founder of LeonEngaging ... [Dark Matter] stands out in revealing the microbiome through the eyes of a clinician who sees each patient not just as a human, but as a human entwined with a complex, dynamic ecosystem
—— New ScientistArrangements in Blue is a short read, but each page feels so full and worth savouring.
—— GuardianArrangements in Blue took my breath away... Even in the process of reading it for the first time I knew it would be a book I would return to again and again.
—— Sophie Mackintosh, author of Blue TicketA unique, intimate memoir about building a beautiful life without prioritising romantic love, or focusing on received ideas of success.
—— GuardianI love Amy Key.
—— Lauren LaverneBeautifully written
—— Financial TimesThere is a whole life pulsing within these pages, written with both clarity and eloquence... A book to be read in astonishment and in admiration. Bewitching.
—— Doireann Ní Ghríofa, author of A Ghost in the ThroatAmy Key’s Arrangements in Blue has been comforting while going through a separation, it revises the societal position of singlehood, especially for childless women and gloriously channels the atmospheric album Blue by Joni Mitchell.
—— Raymond Antrobus, author of The PerseveranceIn Arrangements in Blue Amy Key finds a language, searing in its depth and honesty, for desire, shame, grief and, crucially, for compassion.
—— Kayo Chingonyi, A Blood ConditionDeeply moving... A study of love - platonic and romantic, lost and found - Amy's memoir demonstrates the power of music on forming a self.
—— i-DA seriously beautiful and important work I feel lucky to have encountered and which will change how many think about love in all its iterations.
—— Megan Nolan, author of Acts of DesperationA gorgeous manifesto for a solo life, the power of music and friendships and a reckoning with the possibilities of love and fulfilment.
—— Sinéad Gleeson, author of ConstellationsA beautiful memoir about a life lived without romantic love... Key seems less interested in the privileges that divide us than in the forms of love that can unite us, whatever they may be, and expand our understanding of what it means to have a life well lived.
—— GuardianProfound and poetic, vulnerable yet brave, I devoured Amy Key's memoir about love, loss, memory and hope. An incredible writer, a stunning debut.
—— Lisa McGee, creator of Derry GirlsAn exquisite book whose beauty sweetly stung me. Amy writes just like Joni sings... with ecstatic feminine power.
—— May-Lan Tan, author of Things to Make and BreakAmy Key's extraordinary Arrangements in Blue isn't merely a commentary on Joni Mitchell's Blue, but something bolder, more personal and shape-shifting... It makes itself up on its own terms. An intimate, absorbing inquiry.
—— Paul Lisicky, author of Later: My Life at the Edge of the WorldFrom grief to anger to full-throttled joy, Amy Key hits every note of feeling with perfect pitch... A brave and brilliant exploration of how one woman lives both alone and alongside romance. An absolutely gorgeous work.
—— Heather Christle, author of The Crying BookArrangements in Blue is as bold as it is beautiful. Key is not afraid to go to the depths of her longings, but in doing so she creates something new: a space for the voice of solitude, one that is full of heart and creativity for a personal intimacy with home, friends and the self. If a book can be a loving companion, this is it.
—— Lily Dunn, author of Sins of my FatherFilled with lyrical turns of phrase, this insightful take on living solo will appeal to poets, dreamers and anyone marching to the beat of their own drum. It's a lush and moving memoir.
—— Publishers Weekly, *Starred Review*This memoir may do for you what Blue has done for her Key, putting your unexpressed feelings into beautiful words and helping you feel connected to the world.
—— CrackKey charts women's lives with a savage delicacy.
—— Olivia Laing'A writer of a rare and strange magic.'
—— Sarah Perry'I love Amy Key.'
—— Lauren Laverne'A beautiful read.'
—— Amy Liptrot'If you read one thing this weekend make it Amy Key's astonishing essay on Joni Mitchell's Blue, love and love's absence.'
—— Sophie Mackintosh