Author:Jeremy Strong

Josh thinks Fizz is dentally challenged and fluent in gibberish.

Fizz thinks Josh is the Prince of Handsomeness.

They're destined to work together at Marigolds Old People's Home – can Cupid's arrow strike among the Zimmer frames? Thow in Josh's wacky mother with her goats on the sofa and Fizz's goddess-like big sis and one thing is certain. Things will get a LOT weirder before they start making sense – and can the oldies really make their great escape . . . using tablespoons?

Being fourteen has never been so weird . . .