What's Black and White and Red All Over?

Oct 3, 2024 2:29 AM

Author:Gyles Brandreth

Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles!

WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?

An embarrassed Penguin

A sunburnt elephant

A newspaper!

Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from.

Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes).

From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be!

'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

Reviews

Funny, warm as toast and packed full of ideas that fill up your head and burst in your brain like fizzy magic!

—— Noel Fielding

A totally fun, madcap adventure that ends up robbing your heart

—— Stewart Foster, award-winning author of The Bubble Boy

Praise for David O'Doherty's Danger is Everywhere series:

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I dislocated my jaw laughing

—— Eoin Colfer

Imagine the Mighty Boosh crashed into the Wimpy Kid

—— The Times

Brilliantly funny

—— Gransnet

Give this book to the future scientist in your life!

—— Jennifer L. Holm, New York Times bestselling author of The Fourteenth Goldfish

A fast-paced, science-filled caper.

—— The Wall Street Journal

An entertaining and thoughtful exploration of perseverance, friendship, creativity, and identity.

—— Publishers Weekly

This story is packed with excitement and has a brilliant heroine in Max.

—— The Week Junior

If anyone's going to save the planet it will have to be the next generation, and this book could be the inspiration they need. As with lots of Patterson's children's books, this is smart, funny and fast moving, with real heart.

—— Andrea Reece

This contemporary story is perfect for today's readers ... Max is a superb role model, feisty and determined and super-intelligent. Science, mystery, friendship, creativity – this book has so much to offer.

—— Parents in Touch

The series combines fast-paced adventure with an invitation for readers to consider some of the most critical problems facing our planet today, and to believe that, through creative thinking, STEM skills, and a willingness to work together, they might be part of the generation to solve them.

—— Teach Secondary

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