Author:Mitchell Symons
EVER WONDERED . . .
Why we burp?
What a wotsit is?
Whether lemmings really jump off cliffs?
Why vomit always contains carrots?
And why do farts smell like rotten eggs?
No subject is too strange and no trivia too tough for Mitchell Symons, who has the answer to these crazy questions, and many more.
Mitch knows more totally useless things about useless subjects than anybody on Earth
—— Chris TarrantTotally on target
—— Graham Marks , Children's BooksellerAdrian Mole will be remembered some day as one of England's great diarists
—— Evening StandardThe funniest, most bitter-sweet book you're likely to read this year
—— Daily MirrorThis rhyming counting book will appeal to youngsters with a practical turn of mind or those who like toilet humour
—— Sarah Kingsford , Sunday ExpressWritten in a jolly rhyming text that also encourages counting skills, this is an ingeniously original Santa Claus story packed with silly humour that will appeal to children
—— JuniorBursting with silly situations and hilarious antics
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoA real delight
—— Bournemouth Daily EchoThe perfect book to provoke a smile.
—— Daily Express